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Why? I’m sick and it is slushy/cold outside. What a way to end the “First Third” and begin the next. Well, I am not here to complain but to divulge all that I have learned (or haven’t) in the “First Third”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Life Lessons:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Live alone - Alone is where "you" are.&lt;br /&gt;2. Get what you want - Reach out and grasp your soul’s desire.&lt;br /&gt;3. Enjoy "Now" - As Ferris Bueller once said, "Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while. You could miss it."&lt;br /&gt;4. Never second guess your "gut" - It is the inner voice. It knows you best. Follow it.&lt;br /&gt;5. You are who you want to be - You were born into a role, religion, culture and family. But that doesn’t have to be. If one causes you pain, then change it.&lt;br /&gt;6. Rely on destiny - Karma, the 'Law of attraction", err whatever you want to call it. It exists. It doesn’t require faith. Faith is just a mask on the face of destiny.&lt;br /&gt;7. Face your fears - Fear is nothing but a word.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;What NOT to do:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Get married (at least with caution) - Yes, I have to say it. For those of you who are happily married. Cherish it!&lt;br /&gt;2. Chase the mighty dollar - A wise man once said, "If you desire money. You will get it. We all get what we desire."&lt;br /&gt;3. Wait for someone else - You are the main character in your own movie. Write the script!&lt;br /&gt;4. Think things will never change - Wait 5 minutes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Other things to consider (in no particular order):&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Learn how to play an instrument&lt;br /&gt;2. Break old traditions&lt;br /&gt;3. Paint&lt;br /&gt;4. Take pictures&lt;br /&gt;5. Question authority&lt;br /&gt;6. Love&lt;br /&gt;7. Be Creative&lt;br /&gt;8. Have a child&lt;br /&gt;9. Research, Read and Ponder (all three equally as important) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So far, thirty feels the same. I look the same. My "baggage", still feels the same. A couple of bump, bruises, heart breaks, failed attempts, lonely nights and I am ready for the "Second Third".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As for everything I have said above. The famous Socrates quotes comes to mind, "One thing only I know, and that is that I know nothing."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cheers&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6097644504350356571-6281545894853370872?l=thejokeoflife.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thejokeoflife.blogspot.com/feeds/6281545894853370872/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6097644504350356571&amp;postID=6281545894853370872' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6097644504350356571/posts/default/6281545894853370872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6097644504350356571/posts/default/6281545894853370872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thejokeoflife.blogspot.com/2008/01/first-third-or-first-half-depending-on.html' title='The &quot;First Third&quot; or &quot;First Half&quot; (Depending on Global Warming)'/><author><name>Kris Khoury</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
